me: Man, I am a slave to my iPhone and Gmail

Samuel: You wouldn’t trade it for anything and you know it. I need to invest in a smartphone. This laptop is ready to die on me.

me: I would trade it for the new iPhone

Samuel: rusty chains for gilded ones? A slave is a slave is a slave.

me: If I am in chains, they better be bejeweled. Yanno.

Samuel: “Viewpoint Editor, UCLA Daily Bruin” is a pretty bejeweled chain, if I do say so myself. Sending you Daniel’s as an attachment – my edits in italics

me: K thanks Sam