We can offer you an iPhone at the full retail price. On 05/20/2010, you may qualify for a standard iPhone upgrade.
$499.00* — 8GB iPhone 3G (black)
$599.00* — 16GB iPhone 3G S (black or white)
$699.00* — 32GB iPhone 3G S (black or white)
O, thanks Apple.
I qualify!
SO DO I
INSANE.