Ambiguously abridged note to the universe.

Drove from LA to San Jose in 4.5 hours.
Thank goodness for: a very good friend
And her awful memory of garage door combinations.
Wide open, then shut closed and out; drove back.
Thank goodness for: My iPhone, auxiliary cable, Pandora and cruise control.
I thought about completing the marathon anyway –
I have no shame, I will finish it in eight hours if I have to.
Daily Bruin editing, sucks to pull from the Wire;
Times like these, I wish I could still write.
Anderson Cooper = Amazing in real life.
More amazing? Shaking his hand, photo-op.
“Why don’t you try and put your arm around those two ladies for the photo?”
Realization: Wallet stolen.
Bye, ~$500 cash, credit cards, driver’s license, and
Barney’s NY clutch wallet.
I know, I never carry money like that,
I was getting ready to deposit it.
Sob, sob, sob.
~EARTHQUAKE!~

Okay seriously. The universe is trying to tell me something.

If it wants me to reset myself/life…
I. GET. IT.
I didn’t need a heartbreaking, wallet-stolen, near-death weekend.

The only thing that’s getting me through now is Paris.
Au revoir!