Here, in list form because we all know that you, like me, most likely have the attention span of a goldfish. Damn the interwebZ!

This morning:

• Came home at 1AM from Belinda’s (She hates driving at the airport, but loves me a little bit more so she picked me up and we hung out ever since)
• Surprised that I did not pass out on the wheel, thank goodness… for all 2 of the people on the road at that ungodly hour
• I’m actually a really good driver though.
• After arriving at 3PM yesterday, I had a 7:30AM flight back
• Mom pestered me to wake up at 6AM thinking I’d miss my flight
• Doesn’t she know I am a traveling machine? I don’t miss flights.
• Uh, hi boyfriend of my mom, sitting in the kitchen, drinking coffee. Awkward morning exchange ensues.
• While driving, my mom says, “You should find a nice friend, who will help you with your homework.”
• Absolutely not.
• We got to the airport and while taking my bag out of the backseat, she runs over my foot. (I am okay.)
• Seriously, this is my mother.
• My mother who makes sure I’m fed and have money, but runs over my foot, unknowingly!
• MY FEET ARE SMALL
• Nice woman… love her!
• Couldn’t find that “Expert” traveler line, went into the “Family/Medicinal Liquids” line. FML.
• Landed.
• Bianca came and picked me up — she hates the airport too. “Look this makes no sense. The exit is right here but it looks like you’re entering the parking garage and now I’m just driving towards garbage cans.”
• My mom calls me to tell me that I looked pretty this time.
• That’s sweet, right?
• Mom: You looked pretty even though you were wearing ugly clothes.
• Thanks.