If you are remotely interested in me

1. This is absolutely not wholly indicative of me, only because I’m not a master summarizer/storyteller/adeptly self-aware. 

2. I don’t really think this survey is as dumb as I pretend to think it is. 
3. They’re actually pretty interesting, but I think that’s because my selection of friends is probably at a higher caliber than most. Ha ha.
3.1. (See those who have been tagged.)
4. That said, I think I’ve reached that threshold of being tagged and ultimately having to write one too. 
4.1. I not-so-secretly-anymore think it’s really cool to be tagged because I think that means someone wants to know more about me.
5. Does this mean this is a product of my guilt? Kind of. But not really! This is an earnest effort, take it for what it is. 
6. I can count to six in six languages: English (Clearly), French (Madame Williams & Weiss), Vietnamese (I CAN), Arabic (Arabic 1, the things you learn), Spanish (I feel like this is tacit knowledge somehow) and Japanese (My best friend growing up, Heather, taught me). 
7. Speaking of 6s, I was listening to NPR’s Wait, Wait this morning with John Hodgman who plays the PC in the Apple commercials. That tidbit wasn’t really necessary to preface the next tidbit but, the Apple 1, when it was first released (With 8k RAM, how cute!), was priced at $666.66 so everyone thought Apple was evil. Legitimately so. (Found it: http://tinyurl.com/lnohj)
7.1. TinyURL’s page is ugly compared to others like http://tr.im. AND it’s redirect URL is usually longer. Damn the precedence (Was it the first?) — old habits die hard. 

8. How could I be running out of things about myself already??
8.1. What if we have nothing to talk about after this?
8.2. I don’t have unlimited interesting facts about myself…
8.2.1. Omg, I’m finitely interesting!

9. I’m listening to John Coltrane right now, but I kind of want to listen to Dr. Dre’s The Chronic instead. 
10. I used to have a kitten that I probably loved more than a lot of things and real people. Her name was Ampersand (Serif Bergamo). 
11. Embarrassingly, I think I receive the most texts from my mum. 

12. I’m just arbitrarily dividing these right now. 
13. My heroes, not inclusive, are my mum, my sister Theresa, Jennifer Zhu AKA probably the 3 most badass women in my life. 

14. I’m training for the LA Marathon, but my longest run is only 5m right now.
14.1. I decided to register a couple of months ago when I realized that I can’t play any other sport and c’mon, anyone can run. Right?
14.2. I actually did play volleyball and softball… in middle school.

15. I have a lot to do and manage to waste a lot of time. 
15.1. Please don’t pseudo-ask me with the weird inflections in your voice, “[How do] you do so much?!?” I really don’t think so and I don’t know how. 
16. I will. never. be. good. at. C++. I’m accepting it now. Moral: Stick to what you’re good at, but try everything once, or in this case twice. Accept that you are not good at everything that involves a computer.
17. I think that these are shortcuts to make you believe you know someone.
18. But I’d rather think of it as a little sampler. I really like samplers.

19. No, I’m not a vegetarian anymore. Just in case, I don’t know. 
20. Can’t you just read my blog instead? Twitter even??
21. I love and appreciate a lot of people. You’re probably one of them. I wish I would tell these people (You) that more often. There, now I have. 
22. I remember reading something awhile back about picking what you like given people, ideas or data/information. I’ve always picked people and ideas. They always have a lot of data and information. Hence my fascination with social media, the Internet, etc. 
23. Does anyone reveal anything bad about themselves here? I mean, let’s keep it real. Probably not. So, no self-depcrecation here. Move along. Wait, let’s explore this thought first. There’s nothing wrong with presenting only the good things. Isn’t that what we all do? Even in real life. No one is going to prance around telling everyone they’re a jerk.
23.1. Even a (very much self-proclaimed) grammar snob like me really hopes the English language will recognize the singular “they.” I mean, really… how awful would that sentence have been if I had written “No one is going to prance around telling everyone he or she is a jerk.” 
24. I’ve realized I haven’t revealed so much about myself as an individual, but rather my thoughts, but if my thoughts define me, then technically I have!
24.1. I was just thinking earlier about how everyone is really a reflection of everything/everyone around them, it’s just a matter of filtering out which and whose reflection you want to be made of. 

25. If I’ve tagged you (I’ve tagged everyone who’s tagged me), don’t be guilted into filling one out or anything. We’re all “busy.”

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