Wasting my time reading other’s resolutions is slightly inspiring but I’m a self-proclaimed eternal optimist and closet cynic. This brews a lustrous cocktail of emotions once the new year rolls around. I’ll applaud all the resolutions and may have some deep-down in my mind somewhere, but the real applause will come in two or three months for anyone and myself if we’ve kept to it. Though I do think the act of revealing your resolutions to the public  via internet (Facebook, blog, etc.) will be incentive enough (not to appear a failure). I used to write in my away messages on AIM stuff like “Gym” or “Working out” and about 10 minutes in, sure enough, I was at the gym or working out. Who puts up a fake away message anyway?

When did I become so contemptuous?  Was it 2007? 2006? 2005? That’s great.

Actually speaking of goals and contempt–when I’m a journalist someday, I’m going to write some controversial story and the gov’t will ask me to reveal my sources, which I’ll politely say “NO!” to and will be held in contempt of court and thrown in prison.  Then, a good friend will pay my $100,000 bail (Can be adjusted accordingly due to inflation) and I’ll blog about it. Seriously.

After a day of deep thought and heavy credit usage, I’ve decided resolution #1.
#1. Change signature. Just an M will NOT suffice and protect you against fraud.