He knows my soft spot

Obama and his tech plan presented at Google–How did I not come across this? With the primaries in February, I’m still not 100% behind any one candidate so any new knowledge of policies will really help.

To briefly summarize some of the main proposals of Obama’s tech plans: Appointment of a Chief Technology Officer, contrasting W’s (So Maureen Dowd of me!) Cybersecurity Czar by ensuring “government officials hold open meetings, broadcast live webcasts of those meetings, and use blogging software, wikis and open comments to communicate policies with Americans” (VentureBeat.com). This seems very plausible to me, but the problem isn’t in having the necessary tools and technology but in establishing and delineating power for the position itself, maybe create a cabinet for the position. The other main issue was concerning net neutrality, which I’m not too adept with but he is strongly in favor of a free network and imposing neutrality mandates on broadband providers. I wish I knew more about it to do a more sufficient analysis.

Apparently Edwards has a very good one as well, but thoughts on that later (seeing as how I don’t know a thing about it yet). 

Monkey see, monkey thinks it’s okay…

Millie gets a parking ticket. I even had that split-second moment where I thought about my decision–and scoffed. This is probably where I create a category called “Milestones”. 

By the way, why am I getting spam comments? (On second thought, I could answer this… it has to do with Search Engine Optimization and PageRank.) I just saw a comment for metal cockrings (I know, right?) an I was tempted to leave it because I thought it was hilarious but found it wildly inappropriate for my PG-13 blog. Hehe.

Philosophy Sunday

Here’s a quick excerpt from Aristophane’s speech from Plato’s Symposium before I shower and run to meet B at the Body World Exhibit (I’ll take pictures!):

Each of us when separated, having one side only, like a flat fish, is but the tally-half of a man, and he is always looking for his other half. Men who are a section of that double nature which was once called androgynous are lovers of women; adulterers are generally of this breed, and also adulterous women who lust after men. The women who are a section of the woman do not care for men, but have female attachments; the female companions are of this sort. But they who are a section of the male follow the male, and while they are young, being slices of the original man, they have affection for men and embrace them, and these are the best of boys and youths, because they have the most manly nature. 

Some indeed assert that they are shameless, but this is not true; for they do not act thus from any want of shame, but because they are valiant and manly, and have a manly countenance, and they embrace that which is like them. And these when they grow up become our statesmen, and these only, which is a great proof of the truth of what I am saying. When they reach manhood they are lovers of youth, and are not naturally inclined to marry or beget children,–if at all, they do so only in obedience to custom; but they are satisfied if they may be allowed to live with one another unwedded;

And such a nature is prone to love and ready to return love, always embracing that which is akin to him. And when one of them meets with his other half, the actual half of himself, whether he be a lover of youth or a lover of another sort, the pair are lost in an amazement of love and friendship and intimacy, and one will not be out of the other’s sight, as I may say, even for a moment: these are the people who pass their whole lives together, and yet they could not explain what they desire of one another. For the intense yearning which each of them has towards the other does not appear to be the desire of lover’s intercourse, but of something else which the soul of either evidently desires and cannot tell, and of which she has only a dark and doubtful presentiment.

Suppose Hephaestus, with his instruments, to come to the pair who are lying side by side and to say to them, ‘What do you mortals want of one another?’

They would be unable to explain. And suppose further, that when he saw their perplexity he said: ‘Do you desire to be wholly one; always day and night in one another’s company? for if this is what you desire, I am ready to melt and fuse you together, so that being two you shall become one, and while you live live a common life as if you were a single man, and after your death in the world below still be one departed soul, instead of two–I ask whether this is what you lovingly desire and whether you are satisfied to attain this?’–

Report drunk drivers then cocktails

It’ll all make sense, I promise.

SJ time: Has anyone else noticed those “Report drunk drivers, call 911″ electronic signs sprinkled around the freeways? Has anyone wondered what that entailed? I’ve made my fair share of trips to and fro along 280 and these signs just completely bewilder me. Say you do call the emergency hotline–911–to report a drunk driver. What information would you give? The license plate number I’m assuming? Then? Would the… omnipotent California Highway Patrol rush to your alleged drunk driver, who happens to be a moving target no less? Alright, if that doesn’t seem silly; what if the person you are calling in about isn’t even drunk? How would you go about proving this? I’m hoping they don’t have the authority to arbitrarily send you a ticket based on someone’s calling you in. Aren’t you sober until proven otherwise?

I am all for highway safety, but this has got to be the most ineffective and faulty plan. Maybe I’ll report a friend to see what happens… or rather, report myself! Talk about the consequences of curiosity. If someone knows how this system works, please spare me the trouble of reporting myself. Am I just being completely insensible and cynical? (I wouldn’t put it past me.)

Now for everything right of the ampersand: cocktail parties. I just want to go to a swanky New Year’s Eve party… with hors d’oeuvres and confetti noise makers. That’s all.

Misery Loves Company

Or.. does it love making company equally miserable? Can you catch emotions like the flu? That seems temptingly simple and parsimonious. Everything is so fleeting and transient!

I had my last two wisdom teeth removed today. Driving up to Cupertino from San Jose isn’t bad, it takes a good 15 minutes or so; it’s bad when you assume the worst–that you are so absorbed in pain that you can’t make it back on your own. I’ve never had so many dental appointments in my life. It’s the whole first name basis test, if you’re on a first name basis with the office, you are there way too much or it’s your psychologist or something. The last time I was there for surgery, I had six teeth removed, two of which were my wisdom teeth and was basically drugged up on Vicodin thereafter.

This was nothing in comparison. I’m sitting there waiting for the anesthesia to kick in (Getting put to sleep for this is so wimpy!) for about 10 minutes or so. Once my doctor comes in, it’s the three of us, me, him and the assistant. While they do the routine pre-flight check, my phone decides to ring, playing Frou Frou’s Let Go.

Now, you can imagine how ridiculous this scene was.

After about an embarrassingly agonizing 30 seconds, my doctor laughs and says it’ll be background music. There I am lying down, my mouth numb with some girl’s hands inside… and “Let Go” comes on. God. For the entirety of the ringtone, everything suddenly seems so surreal and I’m left to my thoughts. And that’s always dangerous territory!

No, in all seriousness, once you are really deluded, physically at least, life seems to mock you as every nuanced thought becomes frighteningly perceivable leaving you to wonder why all of this didn’t dawn on you before. Why was I so worried about driving back myself? Leaving this morning, I was so fixed on the thought of being so miserable without someone to drive me back. I think I’ll/It’ll be OK.

It–my equivocal pronoun of choice. Leaves much to be bewildered.

PS. It only takes one person to tell you how much they love what you’ve done to jump start your own inspiration. Thanks SJ. <3

PPS. Not San Jose, I hate SJ.

Come hither all ye empty things

I’m really pushing it huh? With the completely irrelevant Swift headline? Always have to start.. err, re-start somewhere. Nothing’s an open book, so let’s start small. If you read something you wrote awhile ago and you still liked it and thought, “Hey, not too shabby…”, isn’t there a problem? Is that a sign that you haven’t progressed (as a writer)? 

When is it not appropriate to Google

With the emergence of Google less than a decade ago, no one could foresee its present success. It has even been punned—“Googleplex”. This is more than an appropriate play on words with googolplex meaning 10^10^100, which is essentially just a colossal number meaning “a lot”. Back in the tech arena, Google may be googolplex’s parallel. Due to the specifications of each branch of Google, Google has extended itself beyond just a search engine. With an extensive and impressive list of desktop add-ons and web products, we must question how and if Google is able to efficiently maintain them while still rivaling its competitors. While Google may be the top Internet search engine, other companies that specialize in specific queries sometimes outperform Google’s streamlined, but general search.

There are two ways sites such as Google, Yahoo, and Microsoft enable their search engines through controlled vocabulary and keyword searching. While there may be advantages and disadvantages to both, Google has fine-tuned its use of keyword searching to provide more accurate results. Aside from the actual query, the system that Google utilizes to display each result depends on five different aspects: popularity, relevance, ranking, metadata and Search Engine Optimization (SEO). Google’s ranking structure of popularity and relevance is largely inspired by citation analysis of academic papers, which ranks papers based on how many other papers link to that paper through citation. Though there are inherent problems within this process such as “citation inflation (long-winded, pointless citational throat-clearing) as well as citation log-rolling (I’ll cite you if you cite me)”[1], it is still an objective and concrete way to rank pages. Some search engines rely solely on metadata, a string of information regarding the website as inputted by the creator through keywords and descriptions. Although Google incorporates metadata into its search results, it is not dependent on them. This allows Google to preserve the integrity of each webpage and make sure it is relevant to your keywords. SEO is just a system that attempts to recognize patterns in search results and develop a means to improve those rankings. For instance, the earlier a site is ranked and listed, the more sequential visits it will have—this is a form of “natural” (“organic” or “algorithmic”) search results. This process, like all the aforementioned can be skewed and manipulated. As a result, many firms try to exploit this by boosting their client’s site as the first search result. However, due to Google’s highly secretive logarithm, they have been able to continually counter these attempts. “Google retaliated with ever more sophisticated algorithms, and the spammers counterstruck, blow for blow”[2]. As a search engine, Google is solid; it is in the human-generated links and metadata that skews the search results. 

            Despite Google’s success as a search engine, its ambitions to extend beyond that, while ambitious may be too spread out. With services such as Google Images and recently purchased YouTube, Google seems to have successfully ventured past being just a search engine. However, as their new programs such as “Google Uncle Sam” and “Google Product Search” began to emerge, the focus was still on achieving optimal search results, but it became increasingly difficult because “writing the code was unlike many other Google projects, since it did not fit in the mode of PageRank”[3]. Google Uncle Sam’s main objective is to allow search of government documents and primarily to rival FirstGov.gov, another website with a similar objective. The most glaring difference between the two is Google’s inability to search all US Federal government information, like those sites that aren’t on .gov or .mil domains. Also, there is no Advanced Search function in Google Uncle Sam. However, FirstGov, in the end, is not Google with its relevance ranking. On the other hand, Google Product Search, while allowing a multitude of sorts: by price, product or vendor rating or even relevance and still providing quick search results; it does not exactly parallel Google as a search engine. While it does offer a wide array of choices, this, like PageRank is heavily relied on user submission of the items creating a more limited search of the web. It heavily promotes Google Checkout, their new online payment processing service. It is currently free for merchants until December 31, 2007; after that, there will be a 2.0% plus $0.20 per transaction. Although Google Checkout was intended to rival PayPal, its scope is very limited in comparison to PayPal. Overall, there are positives and negatives to both.

Two services that were released not too long ago, Google Uncle Sam and Google Product Search are two examples of Google’s ability to continue to branch out, but in doing so, they sacrifice as much specification and focus as their rivals. In the end, “Google [was] not just a search engine with a neat culture and an impressive business model, but quite possibly this generation’s next great monopolist—first IBM, then Microsoft, and now Google”[4]. However, before it can begin, or rather, continue to monopolize the tech world, Google must assess the power of relevancy ranking and utilize it in their projects.


[1] Battelle, John. The Search. (New York, New York: Penguin Group, 2005), 71

[2] Battelle, John. The Search. (New York, New York: Penguin Group, 2005), 161

[3] Vise, David. The Google Story. (New York, New York: Bantam Dell, 2005), 139

[4] Battelle, John. The Search. (New York, New York: Penguin Group, 2005), 148

Finals next week

And here I am suffering from a mild bout of insomnia, or maybe it’s the doppio from after dinner. Anywho, I have this stye in my eye and it’s completely terrible. However, I’ve googled myself a home remedy… something about a tea bag and taping it to your eye overnight. Wish me luck!